Changing a Light Bulb
Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just sit there in the dark and complain.
A. None. They just sit there in the dark and complain.